Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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