bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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