thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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