RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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