Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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