What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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