It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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