So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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