She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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