so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Are we still banned from the library?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
FUCK WHALES
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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