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just tell him i said nine months
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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