I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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