I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
false alarm, still single
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