I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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