I cockslap morals
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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