apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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