they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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