she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I see more hoeing in ur future
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