i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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