coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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