There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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