we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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