Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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