Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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