on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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