There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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