We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls