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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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  asking for a friend

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