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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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(517): View more from Michigan

you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds

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(419): View more from Ohio

i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

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(786): View more from Florida

I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.

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(970): View more from Colorado

just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(614): View more from Ohio

This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..

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(785): View more from Kansas

Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.

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