ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.