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• (360): View more from Washington

  "I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"

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  And sadly I did.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.

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• (716): View more from New York

  What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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• (914): View more from New York

  It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...

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  Sorry I think you have the wrong number

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  Yes it looks like I do

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone

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