yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We are two peas in an std pod
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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