That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?