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  That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

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  omg, i know.

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  we're too high.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.

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  kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS

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  THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT

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• (408): View more from California

  In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Man I sound like a slutty Mormon

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?

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