YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.