he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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