i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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