i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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