Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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