HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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