so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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