IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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