No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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