i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
