She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
