Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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