What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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