Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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