I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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