No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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