So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We got so high we made milksteak
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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