I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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I look excited, but its just a facade.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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