Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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