The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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