you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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