It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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