do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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