Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.