I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!