Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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