Don't you send me to vm
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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