he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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