Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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