the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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